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Ok well I had a totally wacked out dream last night XD I figure it shouldn't go without telling...

Well, first off, I was, for some reason, a few cities away... not sure what city it was. While I was there I was in somebody's house visiting... don't remember who I was visiting. Well, first, this cockatiel randomly showed up.. it was green with a red head and a really long feathered crest. It was also rather small... the thing liked me right away and so I had a pet cockatiel. My cats were with me too.
Well, I dreamed of waking up one morning to a kitten attacking my feet. At first I thought it was Guenhwyvar, but then saw the screen was torn and it was a baby cougar. I blinked, then called Animal Rescue. The dream kinda cut off to a later time.. the Cougar was gone so I'm guessing the animal rescue people came to get it. I gained a friend.. he was a squirrel, and I grabbed a big acorn for him to open.. he opened it and handed it to me. I dropped the nut in my mouth only to find it was a wasps nest! So yeah.. I had a mouth full of stinging wasps!
I squealed and threw the shell and rapidly spit out the nest, and started pulling wasps out of my mouth. The more I pulled out the more were in there! Well, that took some time, and by the time I got back to where I was supposed to meet Jeremy, apparently he was my ride home, he had to leave so I was stuck there in the town not knowing where to go with a mouthful of wasps. So I'm driving down the road in a car that also seems to be a bicycle... weird I know..
Anyway, It's not my car I am borrowing it or something and I get to a hotel. As I am driving past somebody yells at me that "Poor Bicycle people aren't allowed!" and I'm all insulted. So I get out of the car to look around, and there's ~JupiterSpring and her boyfriend.. I'm like ok..
She turns around and asks me what I'm doing here.
I try to explain, but of course I have a mouthful of wasps!
And she's like "HOW DID YOU GET A MOUTHFUL OF WASPS!?" and I'm like I DON'T KNOW!"
So I manage to get the last of the wasps out of my mouth, but now my whole mouth is swollen up so I manage to explain to her what happened, and she says she's going home anyway, and she offered to take me home. So I'm following her, wearing my pants, of course... to her car. We go out on a balcony where we have to jump to a little playset, and as I'm on the balcony, I realize my pants are suddenly just.. GONE!
Oh, and the cockatiel from earlier is still following me XD Still no signs of the cougar XD
Well I tell Nay "OMG my pants are gone!" and she's like "WHAT!?" so we go on a search for my pants and never find them, meanwhile I'm walking around in my underwear. She gives me a pair of hers to wear but they don't fit so we go back to the balcony, me STILL in my underwear!
And jump to the playset, then go down the stairs on the playset to her car. Halfway to the car, I woke up!

Is that weird, or what? XD


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